Just did some seriously amazing household plumbing all by myself. I missed my calling. That will be $80 an hour people!
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Just did some seriously amazing household plumbing all by myself. I missed my calling. That will be $80 an hour people! I swear, if some Massachusetts city announces at the end of July that they have to conserve water due to drought conditions… Breaking news @universalhub Ark just floated down Longwood Avenue. Noah, animals. Bumper sticker: “www.widerightturn.duh” I got my floaties. The Boston Pops have NEIL DIAMOND for the 4th celebration. Considering busting out the sequin shirt. The fireworks won’t be enough flash. Fun week: I got laid off AND my bank balance might be overdrawn because rent is due before paycheck. Insert punchline here. Of late, I’ve been going to bed pretty early, very against my nightime comedy ambitions. I guess I am just set to be a mattress tester. Working the day job turnaround dance, or the post layoff shuffle. Reset the clocks: it’s day 1. I wrote a pre-emptive joke about getting laid off from my job. Now, I can actually tell it. Way to plan ahead! Just #yabbadabbadammit I wish it was Friday night again. Not saying I’d do the weekend different. The Descendents are a great soundtrack to long swims in Walden Pond. |
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